artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

jbildungsroman:

Harry Potter and the Time I Protected the Sorcerer’s Stone Because Yolo
Harry Potter and the Time I Killed A Basilisk Because Yolo
Harry Potter and the Time I Time Traveled Because Yolo
Harry Potter and the Time I Won the Triwizard Tournament Because Yolo
Harry Potter and the Time I Tried to Save Sirius Because Yolo 
Harry Potter and the Time I Read A Textbook Because Yolo
Harry Potter and the Time I Killed Voldemort Because YOLT